Grumpy Moose Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Desk Decor, Crossed Arms Canadian Moose Collectible Gift

SORRY. NOT SORRY. 🦌

This moose has been sitting exactly like this for a while now — arms folded, brow lowered, giving you the look of someone who was here first and would like that acknowledged. He is far too polite to actually say anything about it, so he simply holds the stare until you apologize on his behalf. Park him on a desk, a bookshelf, or a cabin mantel and let him quietly run the room from a seated position.

✨ Why You’ll Love It
😒 Politely Furious — Heavy lowered brows, a hard sideways glare, and a big oak-colored muzzle pulled into an unmistakable frown. Arms crossed tight over his chest, hooves tucked in — the universal posture of someone who has decided not to make a scene about it.
🦌 Sculpted Character Details — Broad palmate antlers in bone white, a bristly tuft of hair standing straight up between them, textured stippled fur across the body, drooping ears, and glossy black hooves on all four feet.
🖥️ Desk & Shelf Ready — At roughly 6.7 inches tall and seated on a stable base of splayed legs, he holds his own on a desk, bookshelf, office windowsill, gaming setup, or lodge-style mantel without needing a stand.
🍁 A Conversation Starter with Opinions — A cheerful nod to our neighbours up north — the moose who is annoyed with absolutely everything and still says “sorry” when you bump into him. People will pick him up. People will ask about him. He will not enjoy it.

📏 Product Details
Material: PLA
Colors: Brown body, bone white antlers, oak muzzle, black hooves
Pose: Seated with legs forward and arms crossed over the chest
Expression: Lowered brows, narrowed glare, downturned frowning muzzle
Finish / Texture: Sculpted stippled fur across the body with smooth antlers, muzzle, and hooves
Dimensions: 4.3" W × 3.3" D × 6.7" H (109 × 84 × 170 mm)
Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine and collectible
Production status: Made to order
Care: See the care section below
All measurements are approximate. Please review the listed dimensions before ordering.

🎁 A Great Gift For
• Moose fans, wildlife collectors, and anyone whose decor leans cabin, lodge, or lake house
• Canadians, Canadian expats, and anyone who has survived a real winter and has feelings about it
• The coworker whose resting face is already this exact expression
• Campers, hikers, road-trippers, and people who have had one genuinely alarming moose encounter
• Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges that reward commitment to a bit
• Housewarmings — especially a first cabin, first apartment, or first office with a door

🧵 About PLA & 3D Printing
Your grumpy new roommate is printed in PLA, a lightweight and durable material widely used for detailed 3D printing. He is built one layer at a time, which is exactly what makes the antler tines, the bristly head tuft, and every stippled patch of fur come out so crisp.
Fine layer lines, small seams, and minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look a little different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects — and because each moose is printed individually, yours will have tiny variations that belong to him alone. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep him away from hot vehicles, heaters, fireplaces, and other strong heat sources. He is made for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.

🧼 Care Instructions
• Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
• Do not place in a dishwasher
• Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
• For indoor decorative use
• Not intended for food contact
• Handle the antler tines with a little care — they are slender by design

🦊 About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta we make playful, imaginative 3D-printed decor built to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean toward unusual characters, funny animals, seasonal pieces, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our designs and creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection
This deeply inconvenienced moose is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection — a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with crossed arms, judgmental faces, and absolutely no patience for your nonsense. Build your own grumpy herd, pick the animal that matches your personality on a Monday, or find the one that is basically a coworker in figurine form. They look excellent lined up on a shelf, refusing to make eye contact with each other.

🐾 Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please check the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props shown in the listing photographs are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. The antlers include slender sculpted tines, so please keep him out of reach of small children and pets. Minor variations are normal, since every piece is individually 3D printed to order.

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