Grumpy Anthurium Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Plant Decor, Heart Shaped Flower With an Attitude, Desk and Shelf Collectible

SHAPED LIKE A HEART. ACTS LIKE A MONDAY. ❤️

Anthuriums spend their whole lives being handed out as romantic gestures, and this one has clearly had enough of it. She stands tall on a slim potted stem with one enormous heart-shaped bloom, glossy sculpted leaves, and a face that says the sentiment has been noted and filed away. Put her on a desk, a shelf, or a windowsill and let her be affectionate at people on her own terms, which is to say not at all.

✨ Why You’ll Love It
A Heart That Refuses to Be Sentimental — the big glossy spathe says love, the furrowed brow and flat stare underneath say try again next quarter. The contrast is the entire joke and it lands every time.
Sculpted Bloom, Leaves and Pot — a bold heart-shaped flower, distinctive layered leaves, and a small potted base, printed in separate colors so the bloom, foliage and pot each read clearly from across a room.
Desk, Shelf and Windowsill Ready 🖥️ — at roughly 7 inches tall she fills an empty corner of a desk or a bookshelf gap without crowding it, and she never drops a single leaf on your paperwork.
The Houseplant Version of a Polite Sigh — no watering, no light, no misting schedule, no guilt. A reliable conversation starter for anyone whose real plants are mostly good intentions.

📏 Product Details
Material: PLA
Colors: Red, green, brown, oak, white and black
Pose: Upright potted stem with a single large heart-shaped bloom and sculpted leaves
Expression: Furrowed brow and a flat, thoroughly unimpressed stare
Finish and texture: Smooth sculpted bloom and leaves with fine 3D-printed layer texture
Dimensions: 3.5 × 2 × 7.1 in (90 × 52 × 180 mm), width × depth × height — approximate
Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine and collectible
Production status: Made to order and printed after purchase; arrives fully assembled and ready to display
Care: See the care section below
Measurements are approximate.

🎁 A Great Gift For
• Plant people whose collection is thriving, and plant people whose collection is a series of small tragedies
• The coworker who answers every compliment with a suspicious look
• Anyone who would rather receive a flower that never wilts and never asks for anything
• Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day and birthdays, for couples whose love language is sarcasm
• Office desk decor, housewarmings, and anyone building a shelf of small irritated characters

🧵 About PLA & 3D Printing
Your reluctantly romantic anthurium is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. She is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings the curve of the heart-shaped bloom, the veining of the leaves and that carefully unimpressed expression to life.
Fine layer lines, small seams or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects, and because every piece is printed individually, your anthurium has tiny variations that make it uniquely yours. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep her out of hot cars and away from heaters and fireplaces. She is built for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.

🧼 Care Instructions
• Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
• Do not place in a dishwasher
• Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
• For indoor decorative use
• Not intended for food contact
• No watering required, and no, she does not want any

🦊 About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny plants and animals, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

🌿 Explore the Grumpy Plants Collection
This heart-shaped grump is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Plants collection — a growing windowsill of foliage that survives anything, asks for nothing, and still looks vaguely disappointed in you. Start your own low-maintenance jungle, pick the plant that matches your mood, or find the one that is quietly a coworker in flowerpot form. They look excellent scowling at each other in a group.

🪴 Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.

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