Unimpressed Hippo Figurine, Grumpy Hippo With Crossed Arms Who Would Rather Be Underwater

HE WAS PERFECTLY FINE IN THE WATER, THANK YOU 🦛

Somebody hauled this hippo out of a perfectly good river, set him down on dry land, and he has not stopped scowling since. Arms crossed, chin tucked, eyes locked on whoever is responsible, he has the exact posture of a very large animal who was mid-soak and would like to go back. Park him on a desk, a bookshelf, or the corner of the kitchen counter and let him quietly resent everyone who walks past.

✨ Why You’ll Love It
A Face That Has Already Decided 😤 — The heavy brow, downturned mouth, and firmly folded arms make it clear the answer was no before you finished asking.
Sculpted Comic-Style Character — A rounded barrel body, chunky legs, and a big blunt snout, printed in a mix of light grey, dark grey, black, and white for depth and contrast.
Solid Desk and Shelf Presence — At roughly 4.7 inches tall he is big enough to spot from across the room and compact enough to sit beside a monitor, on a shelf, or on the office windowsill.
An Effortless Conversation Starter — People pick him up, laugh, and then immediately decide which coworker he is.

📏 Product Details
• Material: PLA
• Colors: light grey, dark grey, black, and white
• Pose: standing upright with arms crossed
• Expression: sullen, thoroughly unimpressed stare
• Finish and texture: smooth comic-style sculpt with the fine layer texture of 3D printing
Dimensions: 4.1 in W × 4.3 in D × 4.7 in H (103 × 110 × 120 mm)
• Intended use: indoor decorative figurine and collectible
• Production: made to order, arrives fully assembled and ready to display
• Care: see the care notes below
All measurements are approximate.

🎁 A Great Gift For
• Hippo fans and anyone whose favorite zoo animal was always the one refusing to leave the water
• Coworkers who communicate mostly through sighs
• A manager whose default setting is unimpressed
• Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges
• Birthdays and housewarmings for people who like their decor a little grouchy

🧵 About PLA & 3D Printing
Your new hippo is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. He is built one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings out the folded arms, the heavy brow, and that magnificently unbothered face.
Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects, and because every piece is printed individually, your hippo has tiny variations that are his alone. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep him out of hot cars and away from heaters and fireplaces. He is built for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.

🧼 Care Instructions
• Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
• Do not place in a dishwasher
• Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
• For indoor decorative use only
• Not intended for food contact
• Despite his opinions on the matter, he is not made for water. Keep him out of tanks, sinks, and bathtubs.

🦊 About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny animals, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection
This waterlogged grump is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection, a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with crossed arms, judgmental faces, and no patience for your nonsense. Start your own grumpy menagerie, pick the animal that matches your mood on any given Monday, or find the one that is basically a coworker in figurine form. They look even better glaring at each other in a group.

🐾 Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props shown in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.

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