Grumpy Rose Figurine, The Apology Flower That Knows Exactly Why You Bought It, Funny Desk Deco

NOTHING SAYS SORRY LIKE A ROSE WITH A GRUDGE 🌹

This rose has been handed over at the end of a lot of long days, and she has developed opinions about it. She sits in a classic flowerpot with layered petals, a sturdy leafy stem, and the face of a flower who knows exactly what time you remembered. Set her on a desk, a shelf, or a windowsill and let her carry the guilt so nobody else has to.
Unlike the ones that show up in cellophane, she does not wilt, does not need water, and will still be scowling next year.

✨ Why You’ll Love It
😒 A face with layers: the petals are sculpted with real depth, and the expression underneath them has clearly had enough of being a romantic gesture.
🌹 Detailed from pot to bloom: layered petals, a leafy stem, and gravel in a classic flowerpot give her plenty to look at up close.
🎨 You pick the petal color: choose the bloom that suits the recipient, while the stem, gravel, and pot stay in olive green, oak, and terracotta.
🖥️ Desk and shelf ready: at roughly six inches tall she fits a desk, bookshelf, windowsill, or office corner without taking over the room.
💬 A guaranteed conversation starter: people pick her up, read that face, and immediately want to know who is in trouble.

📏 Product Details
Material: PLA
Colors: Your choice of petal color. Stem and leaves in olive green, gravel in oak, pot in terracotta
Design: Potted rose with layered petals, leafy stem, and gravel-topped flowerpot
Expression: Permanently unimpressed
Finish: Solid printed filament color, unpainted
Dimensions: 2.8" × 2.4" × 5.9" (W × D × H) (70 × 60 × 150 mm)
Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine and collectible
Production: Made to order and shipped fully assembled
Dimensions are approximate. Because each piece is individually 3D printed, minor variation may occur.

🎁 A Great Gift For
🕒 Anyone who has ever bought flowers at 9pm on the way home
🪴 Plant lovers whose real plants keep mysteriously not making it
😐 Coworkers with a dry sense of humor and a tidy desk
💐 Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, and apologies that need a physical object
🏡 Housewarmings, new offices, and anyone building out the Grumpy Plants shelf

🧵 About PLA and 3D Printing
Your grumpy rose is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. She is created one layer at a time, then cleaned up and prepared before shipping, and she arrives fully put together with nothing to assemble.
Fine layer lines, small seams, and minor surface variations may be visible. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects, and they give every print a little of its own character. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep her out of hot cars and away from heaters, fireplaces, and other strong heat sources.
Designed by novYTerra, printed and sold by CurioPrinta under commercial license.

🧼 Care Instructions
🧽 Dust or wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
🚫 Do not put her in the dishwasher and do not submerge her in water
🌿 The pot is decorative, so please do not add soil or water
☀️ Avoid prolonged heat and long stretches of direct sunlight
🏠 For indoor decorative use only, and not intended for food contact

🦊 About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta we create playful, imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny plants and animals, and conversation pieces for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

🪴 Explore the Grumpy Plants Collection
This rose is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Plants collection, a growing group of houseplants and flowers that resent their own reputations. Build a windowsill of them, pick the one that matches your mood, or find the plant that best describes a particular coworker. They look especially good lined up together, all frowning in the same direction.

⚠️ Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may look slightly different in person because of lighting, photography, and screen settings. Any props shown in the listing photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal since every piece is individually 3D printed.

Designed by novYTerra