Grumpy Witch Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Desk Decor, Crooked-Nose Spooky Collectible Gift

SHE IS NOT TAKING POTION REQUESTS RIGHT NOW 🧙‍♀️

Somewhere along the way this witch’s entire reputation became “person who will happily brew you a potion,” and she is deeply, permanently over it. Arms crossed under a huge black hat, crooked nose leading the glare, she has stopped pretending to be delighted by your request for a love charm, a wart cure, or next week’s weather. Park her on a desk, a bookshelf, or a mantel where she can radiate quiet refusal at everyone who walks by.

✨ Why You’ll Love It
🧙‍♀️ A Face That Says “Ask Someone Else” — crossed arms, a crooked nose, and a flat grumpy stare that has clearly heard your request before and is already declining it.
🎭 Sculpted Character Details — wild grey hair spilling out from under an oversized black hat, an oak hatband finished with a small grey buckle, and olive-green skin with sharp yellow eyes doing the heavy lifting on the attitude.
🗄️ Desk & Shelf Ready — compact enough for a desk, bookshelf, office corner, gaming setup, or mantel, and tall enough to hold her ground next to your other odd little characters.
🗣️ A Conversation Starter Year-Round — reads as Halloween in October and as “my coworker before coffee” every other month, so she keeps earning her shelf space long after the pumpkins are gone.
📏 Product Details
🧵 Material: PLA
🎨 Colors: black hat, oak hatband with a grey buckle, grey hair, olive-green skin, yellow eyes (approximate)
🧍 Pose: arms crossed
😠 Expression: grumpy, thoroughly unimpressed stare
🧱 Finish / Texture: smooth printed PLA with fine layer detail across the sculpted hat, hair, and face
📏 Dimensions: 3.7" × 3.2" × 6.5" (94 × 82 × 165 mm) — approximate
📦 Assembly: ships fully assembled
🏠 Intended use: indoor decorative figurine / collectible
🛠️ Production status: made to order

Dimensions are approximate.
🎁 A Great Gift For
👻 Horror and spooky-decor fans who like their scares on the grumpy side
🕯️ Goth and dark-academia shelf stylists
💼 Coworkers with a dry sense of humor
🚫 Anyone who is, themselves, completely done taking requests
🎄 Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges

🧵 About PLA & 3D Printing
Your new witch is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings her wild hair, crooked nose, oversized hat, and permanently unimpressed expression to life.
Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process, not defects — and because every piece is printed individually, your witch has tiny variations that make her uniquely yours. PLA softens in high heat, so keep her away from hot cars, heaters, and direct sunlight. This one is built for indoor display and isn’t intended for food contact or outdoor use.

🧼 Care Instructions
🧽 Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
🚫 Do not place in a dishwasher
☀️ Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
🏠 For indoor decorative use — not for porch, yard, or outdoor display
🍴 Not intended for food contact

🦊 About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny creatures, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

👾 Explore the Grumpy Monsters Collection
This deeply unbothered witch is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Monsters collection — a growing crew of creatures who are far more annoyed than they are terrifying. Start your own monster lineup, pick the one that matches your mood, or find the character that’s basically a coworker with a pointed hat. They look excellent brooding at each other on a shelf.

🐾 Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.

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