Grumpy Monsters

Grumpy Standing Skeleton Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Desk Decor, Big Skull Spooky Shelf Collectible Gift




$24.99

  • Details
    CENTURIES ON HIS FEET AND NOT ONE CHAIR 💀
    Every skeleton gets typecast eventually. This one has been the bony greeter by the door, the model propped in the corner of the classroom, and the guy everybody drags into their group photo, and in all that time nobody has once offered him a seat. He is, quite literally, bone-tired. With a huge grumpy skull, a hard stare, and a casually fed-up stance, he will stand guard on your desk or bookshelf if he absolutely has to. He just won’t smile for the picture.

    ✨ Why You’ll Love It
    • That Oversized Grumpy Skull 🙄: a giant, scowling head on a slim standing frame, with bold eyes that make his opinion of the situation very clear.
    • Sculpted Character Details: bony limbs, ribcage, and skull detail, printed in the body and eye colors you choose.
    • Desk & Shelf Ready 🖥️: at about 10.6 inches tall he holds his own on a desk, bookshelf, mantel, or gaming setup without taking over the room.
    • A Conversation Starter Year-Round: he fits a spooky-season display, but a skeleton who is simply over standing around is funny in any month.

    📏 Product Details
    • Material: PLA
    • Colors: Your choice of body color and eye color from our available filament colors (shown with red eyes); approximate
    • Pose: Standing, casually fed-up stance
    • Expression: Grumpy, unimpressed scowl with bold eyes
    • Finish/Texture: Solid-color, unpainted filament with sculpted bone detail
    • Dimensions: 4.5 × 3.7 × 10.6 in (114 × 93 × 270 mm), W × D × H, approximate
    • Assembly: Ships fully assembled
    • Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine / collectible
    • Production status: Made to order
    • Care: See below

    Dimensions are approximate.
    🎁 A Great Gift For
    • Teachers, nurses, and anyone who has spent a long shift on their feet
    • Horror and spooky-decor fans who like their monsters more sulky than scary
    • Goth and dark-academia shelf stylists
    • Coworkers with a very dry sense of humor
    • Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges

    🪡 About PLA & 3D Printing
    Your new standing skeleton is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is built one layer at a time, which is exactly what gives that oversized skull its shape and the scowl its attitude.
    Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of 3D printing, not defects, and because every piece is printed individually, yours has tiny variations all its own. PLA softens in high heat, so keep him away from hot cars, heaters, fireplaces, and direct sunlight. He is built for indoor display only (not porches, yards, or outdoor Halloween setups) and is not intended for food contact. He has stood through enough weather already.

    🧼 Care Instructions
    • Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
    • Do not place in a dishwasher
    • Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
    • For indoor decorative use only; not for porch, yard, or outdoor display
    • Not intended for food contact
    • Thin limbs and fingers can break if dropped or handled roughly; handle by the torso or base
    Safety Notice
    This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. It is not suitable for young children. Thin details can break off and small pieces may present a choking hazard. Please keep out of reach of small children and pets.

    🦊 About CurioPrinta
    At CurioPrinta, we make playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor for desks, shelves, offices, and homes that could use a little more personality. We love unusual characters, funny creatures, seasonal pieces, and conversation starters for people who like things a bit different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

    👾 Explore the Grumpy Monsters Collection
    This tall, tired skeleton is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Monsters collection, a growing crew of creatures who are far more annoyed than they are terrifying. Pair him with his seated and hanging cousins for a full skeleton crew with three very different complaints, pick the monster that matches your mood, or line a few up on a shelf and let them glare at each other.
    Important Product Notes

    Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Props shown in photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy, and it contains thin parts that may break off. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.

    Designed by novYTerra
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    5-7 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    Returns & exchanges not accepted

    But please contact me if you have problems with your order

    Privacy policy

    Privacy Policy for CurioPrinta

    At CurioPrinta, your privacy is very important to us. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect your personal information when you visit our Etsy store and make purchases.

    Information We Collect
    When you make a purchase from our store, we collect the following information:

    Your Name: To personalize your experience and for order processing.
    Shipping Address: To deliver your purchased items.
    Email Address: To communicate with you about your order, including order confirmation, shipping updates, and customer support.
    Payment Information: Payment processing is handled securely through Etsy's payment system. We do not have access to your credit card or bank information.
    How We Use Your Information
    We use the information you provide for the following purposes:

    To process and fulfill your orders.
    To communicate with you regarding your order and provide customer support.
    To improve our products and services based on your feedback.
    To comply with legal obligations, such as tax and regulatory requirements.
    Sharing Your Information
    We respect your privacy and will not sell, trade, or share your personal information with third parties, except:

    Etsy: As an Etsy seller, we share information with Etsy as necessary to provide our services and comply with our obligations under Etsy's Seller Policy and Terms of Use.
    Shipping Providers: We share your shipping address with postal or courier services to deliver your order.
    Legal Requirements: If required by law, we may disclose your information to comply with legal processes, government requests, or enforce our policies.
    Data Retention
    We retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to fulfill your orders, provide customer support, and comply with legal requirements. Your information is securely stored and protected.

    Your Rights
    You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal information. If you wish to exercise these rights or have any concerns about your data, please contact us through Etsy's messaging system.

    Cookies and Tracking Technologies
    Etsy uses cookies and similar tracking technologies to provide a better shopping experience. Please refer to Etsy's Privacy Policy for more information on how they use cookies and how you can manage your preferences.

    Changes to This Privacy Policy
    We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page, and the revised date will be indicated at the top of the policy.

    Contact Us
    If you have any questions or concerns about our Privacy Policy or how we handle your personal information, please contact us through Etsy's messaging system.