Grumpy Animals

Grumpy Cardinal Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Red Bird Desk Decor, Bird Lover Gift


$24.99

  • Details
    HE'S BEEN ON EVERY CHRISTMAS CARD SINCE FOREVER AND HE'S OVER IT 🐦

    Meet the Grumpy Cardinal. Somewhere along the way he became the official mascot of snowy branches, cozy mugs, and "Season's Greetings," and nobody asked how he felt about it. This bird has a dramatic feathered crest, a bright red coat, and a face that says the photoshoot is over. He belongs on a desk, a bookshelf, or a windowsill where he can glare at the actual birds outside.

    😒 The Attitude

    His expression is set to permanent "no." He's not angry at you exactly. He's angry at the concept of festive cheer, early mornings, and being called "a little pop of color." Put him next to your monitor and he'll silently cover your feelings about the next all-hands meeting.

    ✨ Why You'll Love It
    A Mood You Can Relate To: that unmistakably grumpy face does the complaining so you don't have to.
    Sculpted Character Details: a striking crest, layered feather detail, and bold red, magenta, and orange tones that make him stand out on any shelf.
    Desk & Shelf Ready: compact enough for a workspace, office cubicle, bookcase, or window ledge.
    A Guaranteed Conversation Starter: people will stop and ask what's wrong with him. The answer is "everything."
    📏 Product Details
    Material: PLA
    Colors: red, magenta, grey, orange, white, and black (approximate)
    Expression: grumpy, unimpressed
    Features: feathered crest, detailed plumage
    Finish/Texture: sculpted feather texture
    Dimensions: approx. 65 × 114 × 140 mm (about 2.6 × 4.5 × 5.5 in)
    Intended use: indoor decorative figurine / collectible
    Production status: [CONFIRM]
    Care: see below

    Dimensions are approximate.

    🎁 A Great Gift For
    Birdwatchers who've seen one too many cheerful cardinal mugs
    Bird lovers with a dry sense of humor
    The coworker who refuses to wear the holiday sweater
    Christmas, Secret Santa, and White Elephant exchanges
    Anyone who's been asked to "smile more" in a group photo
    🧵 About PLA & 3D Printing

    Your Grumpy Cardinal is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is built one layer at a time, which is how all those feather details come to life.

    Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal parts of the 3D-printing process, not defects. Since every piece is printed individually, your cardinal may have tiny variations that make him uniquely yours. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep him away from hot cars, heaters, and fireplaces. He's made for indoor display and isn't intended for food contact.

    🧼 Care Instructions
    Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
    Do not place in a dishwasher and do not submerge in water
    Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
    For indoor decorative use
    Not intended for food contact
    🦊 About CurioPrinta

    At CurioPrinta, we make playful, imaginative 3D-printed decor that brings more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our shop is full of unusual characters, funny animals, seasonal pieces, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

    🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection

    This disgruntled songbird is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection, a growing crew of critters who all have opinions and none of them are positive. Build your own grumpy lineup, pick the one that matches your Monday, or find the one that looks exactly like someone in your group chat.

    Important Product Notes

    Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may look slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Props shown in photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children's toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.

    Designed by novYTerra
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