Grumpy Monsters

Grumpy Pumpkin Bloom Figurine, Potted Jack O Lantern Plant, 3D Printed Spooky Desk Decor, LED Tealight Monster Collectible


$23.99

  • Details
    LIGHT HIM UP IF YOU MUST 🎃

    Meet the Grumpy Pumpkin Bloom, a potted jack-o’-lantern who has spent every autumn of his life being lit up, stared at, and asked to glow on command. He would honestly prefer a quiet evening with the lights off. So he sits in his little clay pot with a heavy brow, a side-eye glare, and a jagged grin that says “please stop pointing at me” a lot more than it says “happy harvest.”
    Pop an LED tealight inside and his face glows from within, which he tolerates. Leave it off and he makes a perfectly moody houseplant for your desk, bookshelf, or mantel, any month of the year. He needs no water, no sunlight, and absolutely no compliments.

    ✨ Why You’ll Love It
    A Glare That Could Wilt a Fern 😒 Heavy scowling brows, big white eyes with black pupils cut hard to the side, and a wide jagged grin that manages to look both toothy and deeply unimpressed.
    Glows on Your Terms 🕯️ The hollow pumpkin head is designed to hold an LED tealight (not included), lighting up his face from the inside for a cozy, spooky glow after dark. LED tealights only, never a real candle.
    Sculpted Plant Details A ribbed orange pumpkin head on a twisting olive-green stem, a curled vine topknot, and big textured leaves that sweep out and curl at the tips, all planted in a brown pot filled with tan pebble-style soil.
    Desk & Shelf Ready Compact enough for a desk corner, bookshelf, mantel, or gaming setup, and full of enough attitude to hold his own next to a real plant.
    A Conversation Starter Year-Round In October he is the grumpiest jack-o’-lantern on the block. In February he is a potted plant with an attitude problem. Either way, people stop and ask about him.

    📏 Product Details
    Material: PLA
    Colors: Orange pumpkin head and mouth, white eyes, black pupils, olive green stem and leaves, oak/tan soil, brown pot (approximate, printed as shown)
    Pose: Potted pumpkin plant with head raised on a curving stem and leaves spread wide
    Expression: Heavy scowl, side-eye glare, jagged open grin
    Finish/Texture: Ribbed pumpkin, veined leaves, pebble-textured soil
    Dimensions: 5.6 × 3.3 × 5.1 in (W × D × H), approximate (142 × 85 × 130 mm)
    Lighting: Hollow head fits an LED tealight. Tealight not included. LED tealights only, no real candles or open flame.
    Assembly: Ships fully assembled
    Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine / collectible
    Production status: Made to order
    Dimensions are approximate.

    🎁 A Great Gift For
    • Plant people with a dark sense of humor
    • Anyone who has killed every real houseplant they’ve owned
    • Coworkers who also wish someone would turn the overhead lights off
    • Halloween hosts who like a cozy glow more than a jump scare
    • Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges
    • Collectors of odd, grumpy little figurines

    🪡 About PLA & 3D Printing
    Your new pumpkin is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what gives the pumpkin its ribs, the leaves their veins, and that scowl its edge.
    Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of 3D printing, not defects, and because every piece is printed individually, your pumpkin has tiny variations that are all his own. PLA softens in high heat, so keep him indoors and away from hot cars, heaters, fireplaces, and direct sunlight. He already gets enough attention from light sources. He is built for indoor display and isn’t intended for food contact or outdoor use.

    🧼 Care Instructions
    • Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
    • Do not place in a dishwasher
    • Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
    • For indoor decorative use only, not for porch, yard, or outdoor display
    • Not intended for food contact
    • Use LED tealights only. Never place a real candle or any open flame inside.
    • The curled leaf tips and stem are delicate. Handle by the pot, not the leaves or head.

    🦊 About CurioPrinta
    At CurioPrinta, we create playful, imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring a little more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. We lean into unusual characters, funny creatures, seasonal pieces, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

    👾 Explore the Grumpy Monsters Collection
    This scowling squash is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Monsters collection, a growing crew of creatures who are far more annoyed than they are terrifying. Build your own monster lineup, pick the one that matches your mood, or find the one that is basically your coworker in figurine form. Set a few on a shelf together and let them sulk as a group.

    🌚 Important Product Notes
    Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. The LED tealight and any other props shown in photos are not included. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.

    *******This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. It has thin, delicate parts, and many LED tealights use small coin-cell batteries, so please keep it out of reach of young children and pets.********

    Designed by novYTerra
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