Grumpy Animals

Grumpy Sphynx Cat Figurine, Wrinkly Hairless Cat With No Fur and No Filter, Funny Desk Decor


$24.99

  • Details
    NO FUR. NO FILTER. NO INTEREST IN YOUR OPINION. 😾

    This Sphynx has nothing to hide behind, so every mood shows up in the wrinkles, and right now every single wrinkle is unimpressed. He sits upright in warm oak with a scowl that seems to have spread across his whole body. Give him a spot on your desk or bookshelf, where he can quietly judge your choices and wonder why nobody has offered him a sweater.

    ✨ Why You’ll Love It
    A Face Full of Opinions: That furrowed brow and flat, unimpressed stare say everything he is too dignified to say out loud. Without fur to soften the look, the verdict comes through loud and clear.
    Every Fold Sculpted In: Deep skin folds and wrinkles are part of the sculpt, giving him the unmistakable hairless-cat look. The oak body is finished with white and black accents for extra character.
    Desk and Shelf Ready: At about 5.4 inches tall and seated upright, he fits neatly on a desk, bookshelf, windowsill, or home office shelf without hogging the space (he would like you to know he could, though).
    The Built-In Conversation Starter: "Wait, is that a cat?" Yes. He has heard it before. Guests, coworkers, and fellow cat people tend to stop and ask about him, and he tolerates the attention in his own way.

    📏 Product Details
    Dimensions: 4.3" W × 3.6" D × 5.4" H (110 × 92 × 138 mm)
    Material: PLA
    Colors: Oak body with white and black accents
    Pose: Seated upright
    Finish/Texture: Sculpted wrinkles and skin folds with natural 3D-printed layer texture
    Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine and collectible
    Production status: Made to order
    Care: See Care Instructions below
    Dimensions are approximate. Because each piece is individually 3D printed, minor dimensional variation may occur.

    🎁 A Great Gift For
    • Sphynx owners who already live with this exact attitude
    • Cat lovers who prefer their cats with a little extra personality
    • The coworker who is cold in every single meeting
    • A manager whose feedback also comes with no filter
    • Secret Santa, White Elephant, and office gift exchanges
    • Birthdays for anyone who enjoys a funny, slightly odd shelf piece

    🧵 About PLA and 3D Printing
    Your new desk critic is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly how all those wrinkles, folds, and that very specific frown come to life.
    Fine layer lines, small seams, and minor surface variations may be visible. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process, not defects, and because every piece is printed individually, your Sphynx will have tiny differences that make him uniquely yours. Colors may also look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. PLA can soften or warp in high heat, so keep him out of hot cars and away from heaters, fireplaces, and other strong heat sources. (He hates being cold, but that is not the fix.) He is made for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.

    🧼 Care Instructions
    • Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
    • Do not place in a dishwasher
    • Avoid prolonged exposure to excessive heat or direct sunlight
    • For indoor decorative use only
    • Not intended for food contact

    🦊 About CurioPrinta
    At CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny animals, seasonal pieces, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care, and the Grumpy Animals are one branch of the larger CurioPrinta family. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

    🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection
    This wrinkly skeptic is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection, a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with judgmental faces and absolutely no patience for your nonsense. Browse the rest of the Grumpy Animals in our shop to start your own collection, pick the one that matches your mood, or find the one that looks suspiciously like a friend, partner, or coworker. They look their best glaring at each other in a group on a desk or shelf.

    📝 Important Product Notes
    Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may look slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props shown in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.

    Designed by noYTerra
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