Cute Bald Vampire Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Horror Desk Decor, Long Claws Collectible Gift

A VAMPIRE WHO SKIPPED THE CHARM LESSONS 🧛

Some vampires work a room. This one stands very still at the edge of it, both hands raised mid-creep with the fingers curled and the claws out, waiting for somebody to turn around. The brows are down, the pale eyes are wide open, the front fangs never quite tuck away, and at just under five inches tall he is doing all of that right next to your keyboard.

✨ Why You'll Love It
The Face Is Doing All the Work — Heavy dark brows pulled into a proper scowl, huge bone-pale eyes with sharp black pupils, a long hooked nose, and two prominent front fangs. He has the look of something that has been standing behind you for a while and is mildly put out that you only just noticed.
Built in Four Filament Colors — Light Gray for the domed bald head, the gaunt face, the pointed ears, and those absurdly long clawed fingers. Mid grey for the buttoned floor-length coat and its high pointed collar and for the buttons, the shoes, and the shadow sunk deep into the eye sockets. Black for the pupils and the darkness under the coat. No paint anywhere, just color built straight into the print.
Desk & Shelf Ready 🖥️ — At just under five inches he anchors a shelf without taking it over. He looms well on a desk, a bookcase, a home bar, a mantel, or the corner of a gaming setup, and because he faces forward with both hands up, he is always creeping toward whoever sits down.
A Collectible With a Very Long Résumé — This kind of vampire is older than the movies. The word nosferatu reached English readers through Emily Gerard's 1885 essay on Transylvanian folklore, where she presented it as a local word for a vampire. Bram Stoker read her work and put the word into Dracula in 1897. Scholars still argue about where it came from, with the usual candidates being the Greek nosophoros, meaning plague-carrier, and the Romanian nesuferitu, roughly "the insufferable one." Either way, it points at a very different creature from the smooth aristocrat in the opera cape. This is the plague vampire: bald, hollow-eyed, rat-toothed, more vermin than nobleman, and far more interested in spreading dread than making an entrance.

📏 Product Details
Material: PLA
Colors: White (head, face, ears, hands, claws, fangs), mid grey (coat, collar, sleeves), dark grey (buttons, shoes, brows, eye-socket shadow), black (pupils, the layer beneath the coat) (approximate)
Filament colors used: 4
Pose: Standing upright, both hands raised in front of the chest, fingers curled into a creeping claw
Expression: Lowered heavy brows, wide staring eyes, two prominent front fangs, fixed scowl
Finish/Texture: Smooth sculpted skin with a lightly textured coat surface
Dimensions: 2.4 × 2.3 × 4.7 in / 61 × 59 × 120 mm (W × D × H)
Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine / collectible
Production status: Made to order
Arrives: Fully assembled
Care: See below

Dimensions are approximate.

🎁 A Great Gift For
Fans of old-school, unsettling, decidedly non-sparkling vampires
Collectors of gothic and folklore-horror figures
The coworker whose desk already leans a little haunted
Anyone who prefers their horror creeping rather than charming
Halloween, or a birthday for the friend who takes their monsters seriously
🧵 About PLA & Multicolor 3D Printing

Your tiny vampire is printed in PLA, a lightweight and durable material well suited to detailed 3D printing. It is built one layer at a time in four filament colors, which is exactly what brings the bone-pale skull, the sunken eyes, the fangs, and the long clawed fingers to life without a drop of paint.

Fine layer lines, small seams, or faint traces where one color meets another can show up, and colors may look a little different depending on your screen and lighting. That is normal for a multicolor 3D print rather than a defect, and it means no two pieces come out quite identical. PLA softens in high heat, so keep it away from hot cars, heaters, fireplaces, and sunny windowsills. It is built for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.

🧼 Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
Handle the fingers and claws with care, as they are fine sculpted details
Do not place in a dishwasher
Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
For indoor decorative use
Not intended for food contact

🦊 About CurioPrinta

At CurioPrinta, we make playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor for desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs run toward unusual characters, funny creatures, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

⚰️ Explore the Tiny Terrors Collection

This bone-pale creeper is the first of the CurioPrinta Tiny Terrors collection, a growing lineup of classic horror characters shrunk down, rounded off, and given far more personality than reputation. Start your small monster shelf with the one who never learned to be charming, and check back as the rest of the lineup arrives to keep him company. They will look excellent standing in a row, pretending to be intimidating.

⚠️ Important Product Notes

Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. The long fingers and claws are fine sculpted details, so handle and display accordingly. Any props in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children's toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.
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